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The Real Cost of Pussy

11-Jan-2010


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The Real Cost of Pussy

What's the Real Cost of Pussy?

A typical date with a woman that is very attractive* will consists of some very expensive components.

Cleaning Your Car Ã,  Ã, $15.00 Ã, 
Tank of Gas Ã,  Ã, $30.00 Ã, 
Flowers Ã,  Ã, $50.00 Ã, 
Dinner w/ Wine Ã, $200.00 (at least)
Comedy Club w/ Drinks Ã,  Ã, $80.00 Ã, 
TOTAL COST = $375.00 **

* You can always get a dog for a bone. We're talking prime, here.

** Result = You get a HUG at the end of the evening, maybe a good night KISS and you may still have to play the game for 2-3 weeks with how many more dates at the above cost before you get in her pants!

This is why I think escorts are the best value in the world for adult companionship.

You make the call....Escorts are a tremendous value.

If you don't believe us, have you ever calculated the cost per fuck?

LetÃf¢eTMs face it, when you got married, you ran the risk of divorce. When this happens, you split your wealth with your ex wife. How do you know if you got your moneyÃf¢eTMs worth? Use the calculator below to calculate the average cost per fuck that you paid for, at the end of your divorce, if in fact you are divorced.Ã,  We will be doing three calculations.

First Calculation - Her Share:

Enter your total worth before the divorce, (all marital assets) to include real estate and autos. (example: $580000)


Divide that in half (what she got in the settlement) You should have a total of $290000 by way of our example.

(Now Hit the CE key)

Second Calculation - Times You Got Laid:

Now lets figure out how many times your now ex wife fucked you while you were married. Enter the number of years that you had been married, multiply that by the amount of times you and yourÃ,  ex wife fucked every month. Note: the average married couple fucks 6 times a month, (adjust your figure to your situation - be approx)

Now multiply your results by twelve to give you your total glorious fucks during your marriage.

Example: Married 5 years - times 6 fucks a month - times 12 months equals 360 fucks.

(Now Hit the CE key)



Third Calculation - Cost Per Fuck:

Divide her settlement amount by the total fucks in your now defunct marriage to give you the cost per fuck price.

$290000 divided by 360 fucks is just over $805 a fuck....WOW

Wanna figure up how much you are still paying her on a per fuck basis with the alimony you are giving her??

HAPPY CALCULATING!!!

(cost per fuck when you hire an escort is about $250-300 AND you DON'T have to buy a diamond ring or pay residuals)

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Ã, Ã, 

TURN YOUR SOUND UP BEFORE USING THE CALCULATOR

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Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Why Use an Escort Service
Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, Ã, The REAL cost of Pussy
Ã, 
Ã, 
Ã, 

The Real Cost of Pussy

What's the Real Cost of Pussy?

A typical date with a woman that is very attractive* will consists of some very expensive components.

Cleaning Your Car Ã,  Ã, $15.00 Ã, 
Tank of Gas Ã,  Ã, $30.00 Ã, 
Flowers Ã,  Ã, $50.00 Ã, 
Dinner w/ Wine Ã, $200.00 (at least)
Comedy Club w/ Drinks Ã,  Ã, $80.00 Ã, 
TOTAL COST = $375.00 **

* You can always get a dog for a bone. We're talking prime, here.

** Result = You get a HUG at the end of the evening, maybe a good night KISS and you may still have to play the game for 2-3 weeks with how many more dates at the above cost before you get in her pants!

This is why I think escorts are the best value in the world for adult companionship.

You make the call....Escorts are a tremendous value.

If you don't believe us, have you ever calculated the cost per fuck?

LetÃf¢eTMs face it, when you got married, you ran the risk of divorce. When this happens, you split your wealth with your ex wife. How do you know if you got your moneyÃf¢eTMs worth? Use the calculator below to calculate the average cost per fuck that you paid for, at the end of your divorce, if in fact you are divorced.Ã,  We will be doing three calculations.

First Calculation - Her Share:

Enter your total worth before the divorce, (all marital assets) to include real estate and autos. (example: $580000)


Divide that in half (what she got in the settlement) You should have a total of $290000 by way of our example.

(Now Hit the CE key)

Second Calculation - Times You Got Laid:

Now lets figure out how many times your now ex wife fucked you while you were married. Enter the number of years that you had been married, multiply that by the amount of times you and yourÃ,  ex wife fucked every month. Note: the average married couple fucks 6 times a month, (adjust your figure to your situation - be approx)

Now multiply your results by twelve to give you your total glorious fucks during your marriage.

Example: Married 5 years - times 6 fucks a month - times 12 months equals 360 fucks.

(Now Hit the CE key)



Third Calculation - Cost Per Fuck:

Divide her settlement amount by the total fucks in your now defunct marriage to give you the cost per fuck price.

$290000 divided by 360 fucks is just over $805 a fuck....WOW

Wanna figure up how much you are still paying her on a per fuck basis with the alimony you are giving her??

HAPPY CALCULATING!!!

(cost per fuck when you hire an escort is about $250-300 AND you DON'T have to buy a diamond ring or pay residuals)

Ã, 

Ã, Ã, 

TURN YOUR SOUND UP BEFORE USING THE CALCULATOR

Ã, 
 
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